slow motion

one who is always late in everything he does.(Jason)

What the fuck Slow Motion, i thought i told you the next time you were late to work I was going to make you lick shelleys cottage cheese ass.

by JTD April 14, 2005

Slow Butter

A stupid blond

"she is slow butter"

by almightyman October 25, 2011

Slow Booty

A term defining the slow jiggle of a large woman's bottom, in other words, a deliriously fat ass. Not at all delicious.

Yo, Jessica has a SLOW Booty!

by the 2 slice February 26, 2009

Slow Learner

When you cum in a book, then close the book. You then give the book to a girl and have her open to the page you jizzed on. Then when she looks at the page, you slam the book in her face.

Why the fuck did you give me a slow learner?

by HowlandNotTooCool October 5, 2009

take it slow

what a woman sez she wants to do when she's reluctant to have sex with you. Same as go slow

On the second date she announced she wanted us to take it slow. Then I just KNEW that she was never going to fuck me.

by Jake February 28, 2004

Slow Blow

Slow blow, not to be confused with the popular pokemon slowbro, is the act of slow removal and incertion of the male genitalia into the oral cavity of the female participant, while the female participant simultaniously pumps the grundle of the male participant.

That slow blow felt so good that sloot wished she had a dick.

by Raydon Randell November 14, 2010

Slow Gay

a perfectly friendly way of telling someone that you are not happy enough to get excited about their promotion.
Slow Gay is in no way a sexual orientation, but can sometimes act as an endorsement for quality meat sandwiches such as 'Slow Gay Grilling AVOCADO BURGER'

Samuel did not respond with his usual 'Slow gay' aplomb when Becky confessed she was moving on to 'better things.' Sam winked at the window flyer with Becky's advertisement for her own toothpaste, unable to get beyond the slow-gayness of it all, rubbing his hands cheerfully.

by Domenic Maltempi April 26, 2005