sword drop

To jam your meat sword down somebody's throat

Don't get to cheeky hunni or I'll sword drop you

by Roines April 13, 2016

Nephi’s Sword

When a Mormon boy fucks the crease of your knee to stay sexually pure in the eyes of the lord. (Kneephi).

I showed her Nephi’s sword last night.

by Jonahswhale September 26, 2021

Sheafed Sword

An uncircumcised penis or dick.

I got a nice long sheafed sword for yer mom.

by BrokeBak September 13, 2018

Taint Sword

A dried up, rigid taint that can be used to stab an innocent victim. Also doubles as a back scratcher, stirring rod or unique tool used to to higlight data in a business meeting.

Uncle Tony: If that hood rat doesn't stop bugging me at work I'm going to repeteadly stab her with her own taint sword and then brew up a nice cup o' joe.

Stanley: May the force be with you

by bestofud October 01, 2012

Flaming Sword

In a rush of hormones, grabbing tabasco sauce rather than personal lubricant in the course of having intercourse.

Omg, i wanted to bang this hott chick so bad i ended up giving myself a flaming sword instead.

by Partsguru13 June 03, 2017

sword in the stoned

The act of smoking marijuana as well as engaging in a King Arthur sexual role play with a partner.

My wife and I have been trying out the sword in the stoned, it’s really spiced things up between us.

by TheScoobiestDoo December 04, 2019

Tryforce and a sword

The sex nerds have with withemselves.

Me: I gave Britney a tryforce and a sword. Fucked her down real good
Friend: hey Britney get that big ass over here.

by Pablo Putterson October 18, 2019