the swedish card swipe is when an individual runs their tongue from the beginning of a persons buttcrack all the way from the back to the front and then right along the seam of the nutsack
by Mustela February 07, 2023
Verb: The act of using an electronic credit card reader attached to a phone to make a purchase or sale of narcotics while in a nightclub/event/festival/etc.
"Hang on, I gotta make a swipe in the club to pick up that Molly from one of my dealers."
"I need to find an ATM."
"No need, I can make a swipe at the club right now for what you want."
"I need to find an ATM."
"No need, I can make a swipe at the club right now for what you want."
by Xavier DeLord September 05, 2013
The Tinder for Gay Virgins who haven’t experienced the grab and shunt shite bite 3.0 that vacuum seals a 360 double hand twist schlop schlop fanny nunchuck cock swipe on you which makes them say what in the Fanta fizzling fuck is this abundance of absolute buttermilk bullshit.
After a good 3 pints, 4 shots and a group of very horny university virgins at the pub…
“Oi mate you tried ‘cock swipe’ yet? Heard it’s really good and you seem to be in just the right quarter life crisis to be on it”
“Ah shit nah I haven’t, lemme download it quick…”
*a few moments later*
“What in absolute buttermilk bananza of bastard bullshit is this abomination of areshole fuckery!?”
“Oi mate you tried ‘cock swipe’ yet? Heard it’s really good and you seem to be in just the right quarter life crisis to be on it”
“Ah shit nah I haven’t, lemme download it quick…”
*a few moments later*
“What in absolute buttermilk bananza of bastard bullshit is this abomination of areshole fuckery!?”
by nellster69 August 18, 2023
"Those meta swipes still posting fake news in the comment sections. Wish I never bought Grandma that laptop."
by Pete Khlong October 28, 2021
A term for the act of indiscriminately swiping right in a dating app, usually out of desperation or laziness, that may result in a large amount of matches with bots and people outside of the users preferences.
“You need to stop death swiping, you’ll never catch a good guy that way.”
“My date didn’t even recognize me when I got there. No doubt because he’s a death swiper, messaging anyone who responds.”
“I’m tired of putting so much effort into my profile and pickup lines for no response, I’m just going to death swipe until someone starts a conversation from something in my bio.”
“She was stalked because she had been death swiping.”
“Despite having a full inbox, the death swipe didn’t help him get a date.”
“My date didn’t even recognize me when I got there. No doubt because he’s a death swiper, messaging anyone who responds.”
“I’m tired of putting so much effort into my profile and pickup lines for no response, I’m just going to death swipe until someone starts a conversation from something in my bio.”
“She was stalked because she had been death swiping.”
“Despite having a full inbox, the death swipe didn’t help him get a date.”
by Nifty Difty April 20, 2023
Racist Bro 1: "I went on a tinder bender last night and now I've got a match named Laquisha"
Racist Bro 2: "Dude, swipe white no right"
Racist Bro 2: "Dude, swipe white no right"
by Jug_Hunter August 12, 2014
by spago88 October 27, 2013