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romantic swan dance

The 'romantic swan dance' is an act performed by two modern metro-sexual males who would happen to live together, usually in an apartment in an upmarket area, such as Leamington Spa in Warwickshire, UK.

The 'romantic swan dance' usually takes place in an area where there is much space available in which to dance, such as the living room. It commences when a song similar in nature to 'Happy' by Pharrell Williams is heard.

The two males begin the dance by prancing around in a similar fashion to Morris dancers, with much clapping and knee slapping taking place before decending into some freaky-freestyle movements.

It only ends when both males are dripping wet with sweat and completely exhausted.
"Jesus is this romantic swan dance still going on?"
by 'THE SHADOW' June 10, 2016
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Black Swan

When a girl gets come onto by someone she thought was a friend. Caught in unawareness, they are like a deer in the headlights against this onslaught of surprise homesexuality
The other day I was hanging out with Katie and she black swanned me. I don't think we should be alone anymore.
by bronson1810 June 4, 2016
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Silky swan

A white male who likes to rub his long white penis against the opposite sex in a way of being cheeky yet intimate. Usually women find men like this disgusting and a total turn off. Silky swans are usually lovely people deep down though give them help if you ever see one with his dick out.
Stop rubbing your dick on me you silky swan!
Fucking Jezza is a huge Silky swan
by Realcuntaye August 20, 2017
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dutch swan

Having someone complete the act of masturbation by pulling up and down on the forearm whith one leg up, while the male holds his own penis(reach around leg for better results).
Mustang and Sally try dutch swan because why not!?
by Dreamscrusher November 1, 2017
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ukrainian swan dive

landing on a lit firecracker as for it to become stuck in your rectum.
Man, I saw Emma doing a ukrainian swan dive last night and let me just say, the hospital visit was so worth it.
by carr0tcakes December 13, 2018
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Obi-Swan Kenobi

Acronym of “Only Best In Stat Wars And Nothing Kriffing Else, NObody Bashing It
“I can’t stand The Last Jedi. Disney and Ruin have killed Star Wars”

“Obi-Swan Kenobi. We can’t be friends anymore buddy. You are one of those toxics always just trying to kill everyones buzz.”
by Jamjarito January 13, 2019
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Broken swan

Special agents who are emotionally unavailable or otherwise broken from years of military service, divorce and/or estranged children
Mr. White’s eyes are entralling; However, behind that enthralling sight, there is a broken swan—it

will destroy my ingenuity.
by Casiopea April 19, 2019
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