stripper straps

Some shirts show too much stripper straps to wear to church or funerals.
by Fina__22 May 21, 2014
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strippering vaginas

female species that tend to do a lot of drugs and take their clothes off for public enjoyment in a club while worshiping their god <money>
known to surround military bases in the event that the militant ones need to see vagina because they cant make it home to wife or girlfriends

also entice old folk who are not happy with their relationships or marriage

come in nice and mean flavor
all shapes and sizes .... many with large tattoos
tend to wear extremely large heels and carry little purses
have boob-jobs or want boob-jobs overly worried about their bodies

they do not like house fees and have no problem causing trouble to customers because they think they are badass
The strippering vagina held the pole tightly between her legs as she extended her body upside down on the stage.
The strippering vaginas are surrounding the outside of the base so that our violence does not pour out into society.
by maskerbator August 23, 2011
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dick stripper

male stripper, wes tried to strip for katie but katie turned him down
by daryl hotcakes February 10, 2003
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chipolte stripper

the act of farting in one's face, liken to when a stripper eats mexican food for lunch and then goes to work and lets one rip on a client.
Dude, she was stripping and the next thing I know she pulled a 'chipolte stripper' that totally ruined the mood.
by Vageena Swartz July 04, 2011
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the bank strippers

the clever dapper young scamp and the sweet and tender hooligan decided that they where into the whole stripping industry. but wanted more money than that. so the where to be feared by all and people would throw money at them like strippers. and then they robbed banks and because people threw money at them and they stripped the banks of all their hard earned cash. and that is how they got their name. THE BANK STRIPPERS. and even though they are both names to be used of the male gender. the dapper young scamp is female. to create the conflict of gender confusion so they can rob more banks while people ponder that thought.
"the dapper young scamp and the sweet and tender hooligan robbed the bank last night. i threw five bucks at them, we shall call them THE BANK STRIPPERS because they stripped that bank nude!"
by Laurence Perkins January 20, 2008
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The Stripper Knot

First you pick up some strippers. Then you take some rope and tie a knot then throw it down on the ground. When the stripper goes to pick it up, you hit her with a two-by-four and give her a big knot on her head.
Want to learn how to tie The Stripper Knot?
by Jay & Brian September 09, 2011
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stripper bacon

The lumps on a chubby strippers legs.

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Damn son look at the bacon on that stripper

Lumps on fat strippers legs is known as stripper bacon.
by bacon1234 April 05, 2015
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