Spaff

Another word for seamen

Jimbo left a load of spaff all over the place after a bit of “me” time

by Drillbit69 March 2, 2024

Spaff Torch

A torch emitting ultra violet (UV) or "black light". Allows the user to see things not necessarily visible to the naked eye.

Where's James?

Oh, he's cheking the bunkhouse out using the spaff torch

by Fatkid_13 January 20, 2025

Saffy

A fairy of the forest. She will appear to wanderers who piss under an English oak and chant the ancient Celtic incantation:

“By rowan red and heather green,
By herb and brew and things unseen.”

She'll conjure potions and remedies to help you with your woes. These concoctions will rarely work as advertised, and you'll be lucky to come out unimpaired.

Saffy crafted him a love potion, now his knees don't work!

Saffy spooked me when I was pissing in the woods!

by LimpyGimpy February 4, 2026

Spiffy

1. smart in appearance.
(This is a very underused word nowadays, I just put in here so more people can use it!)

:)

"Hey, Gus! Lookin' Spiffy"

by Electro_Fire_Boxing_Penguin February 8, 2025

Spaffwaffle

Someone who likes the sound of their own voice, nonsense lies and repeated mumbo jumbo fall freely from ones mouth with the inability to stop and then it just keeps going because someone some where is watching or listening. Hopefully...

Did you see ( ???) interview the other day what spaffwaffle he was spewing this time.

by Rainyrainbow February 15, 2025

spaffbucket

A promiscuous woman, will sleep with anyone, really cheap, often found in Wetherspoons

Man 1: Oh man, check her out over there, look at that ass!

Man 2: Oh, dude, not her, shes a right spaffbucket, she sucks dicks round the back of spoons for a baggy.

by TopicopediaPodcast March 18, 2025

Spiffyorange

ugly and gay guy who cannot build in minecraft

man i wish spiffyorange STOPPED playing territories

by LaggLive May 30, 2025