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Jewish Sober

Only drinks alcohol or takes drugs when it’s free.
Bartender: That’ll be 7’99
Me: Sorry I’m Jewish sober
by Benethemanbat July 10, 2025
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sinaloa sober

To be sober from alcohol, limiting yourself to only weed & coke.
Dude I thought you were sober, what are you doing in the bathroom every five minutes? "Bumps and Beanie Rips, I'm Sinaloa sober, and need some vices in my life.
by El el fetches June 5, 2022
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Mechanically Sober

intoxicated to the level where you cannot function in a normal situation other than operating heavy machinery (IE: driving a motor vehicle or operating a forklift)
My mind was mechanically sober enough to let me drive the car home safely, but not talk without slurring words.
by colonrae May 28, 2015
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sinaloa sober

Limiting yourself to weed and coke.
Person 1- “Yeah I gave up alcohol , now it’s just bean rippers (nugs of coke) and brownies for this guy”. Person 2 -“ that’s not really sober” - person 1 - “it’s called Sinaloa sober - Susan!
by El el fetches June 2, 2022
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OBX Sober

I never goto work till i'm OBX Sober
by 0ldN3ws July 1, 2021
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Sober Chomp

Eating out a girl who is drunk, but you on the other hand, are not.
“He gave her a sober chomp on New Year’s Eve
by Smellyfetus69 May 19, 2019
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