smurfd

to be slapped in the face by a small painted blue penis

man yestuday i got smurfd by my boyfriend and it took me a while to get the paint off

by gage helton July 18, 2011

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Skurred Burd

A person who is afraid to take risks. Someone who will say "No", more often than "Yes".

Oh Man, Don't be a Skurred Burd!

by EricLlama September 6, 2011

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When an attractive girl sends you all the signals that will make you think that you totally and absolutely will sleep with her that night and it never happens for no definitive reason, resulting in the condition known as blue balls.

Guy 1: Dude, I'm totally making out with this chick at the bar. I am so taking her home!
Guy 2: Awesome!
2 minutes later...
Guy 1: The chick just left! I thought she was gonna sleep with me!
Guy 2: Sorry dude, you just got smurfed!

by Tongman December 26, 2013

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smurfdaddy

Smurfdaddy (n.)

Also smurf-daddy,

1. A small, elderly man who lavishes money, protection and connections on convictionless political hopefuls; in return, he requires that you kiss his ring.

2. (Slang): A variant of sugar-daddy for the political realm. A former politician who still yields enormous power within the political realm and has overt control over the fledglings that want to participate in politics.

2014, from smurf (from the French "Schtroumpf") + daddy.(colloquial diminutive of dad, from child's speech, nearly universal and probably prehistoric )

Use: “That incumbent won't survive the upcoming election, his challenger has a smurfdaddy”.

by NH_Braveheart May 23, 2014

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