Sarcastard

A fusion of two words: Sarcastic and Bastard. Many bastards are sarcastic and vice versa. Hence this great word which I made up and should have patented, though it will most likely never catch on with the masses.

That guy is such a sarcastard.

by OverThinking March 20, 2004

sarcastic acid

It's chemical formula is H(SrCaSm) and is the substance that stimulates witty comebacks, ironic replies, in other words: sarcasm. It can only be handled in small amounts as it has a pH of 0. If someone is overly sarcastic it can appear as an off-white cloud around a person's head.

"Who's the guy with the cloud around his head?"
"Oh, that's Mike. He has excessive amounts of sarcastic acid, it's genetic"

by Soulfir the Sarcastic May 1, 2008

sarcaster

A person who is always sarcastic.

Bill Gates is a sarcaster.

by Kyle October 17, 2004

sarcasticness

"For use of those who cant remember of the word sarcasm"

"I dunno whether i should be insulted or flattered!"

"Flattered, there was no sarcasticness in that statement"

by Jason and Laura July 31, 2008

sarcastro

A cuban person full of sarcasm.

In response to her Cuban husband's sarcastic remark a wife, says "Your undaunting wit amazes me, sarcastro."

by Kim Sosa May 8, 2008

sarcasbo

A union of sarcasm and ASBO.

A 'ban' on sarcasm to be issued to an individual, particularly when they've been using it to an unnecessary and potentially irritating extent.

"One more sarcastic comment and you're gonna need a sarcasbo, it's getting seriously annoying."

by tlizzle March 8, 2010

sarcastisizer

One who uses a sarcastic comment in a dialectic form.

You are such a sarcastisizer.

by Okbosh Jenkins March 24, 2010