retire

the refreshing act of dissmissing a dumb ass guy who has proven himself a waste of your time. deleting his number,and completley kicking him out of your life in a matter of minuites.

Me-"Wow i didnt know how much of a player patrick was untill he tryed to get with me AND my best friend."

Jackie-"What a cocky loser." "He's Retired"

by LauraKatelyn August 6, 2007

Retired Stripper

Kitchen slang called out by an expeditor or chef when a customer orders a strip steak cooked well done. (over done and dried up)

Waiter: The lady at table 4 wants a strip steak cooked well done.
Chef: Calling out table 4, 1 retired stripper.

by ChefJason August 18, 2010

Refired

When someone old is fired from their job and they are too old to find a new job so they subsequently retire.

This term was coined by Eugene McBride in his novel “The considerations of family, life, and firefighting”

“Congratulations on retirement Bill”!
“Thank you Deborah. I was actually refired. This is a bad situation because I may lose my house over it. By the way, did you include cash in the retirement card”?

by Huge Euge the author February 13, 2020

retired andy

a cripple, usually wheelchair bound.

west midlands slang term

look at that poor retired andy. one of his wheels has fallen off

by grandbag July 19, 2003

referenced from Sue Johanson

One of the worlds great historians giving us some tips. (Aka talk sex with Sue Johanson.)

Dude, did you see that last episode of Suzie Talk last night. Sue Johanson fixed my problem."Always use a condom" referenced from Sue Johanson

by jss26 June 2, 2008

Refreshmental

A person who blocks access to all other varieties of fountain beverages as he fills his own.

"I had to wait forever to refill my beverage due to the refreshmental that was in the way."

by richippr September 29, 2008

rehirement

Forced to remain employed to make ends meet when one should be retired.

Due to difficult economic conditions, I must now enjoy my rehirement as a WalMart greeter.

by cuda75 March 13, 2009