PMSH

An acronym used in politics to stand for:

Pugnacity, Mendacity, Sleaze and Harm

PMSH has infected Canadian politics.

by Figleaf23 July 26, 2011

PMStic Violence

An act of violence committed by a woman who is on her period, usually occuring between couples.

"Whoa. That woman just totally bitchslapped her husband."
"Another tragic case of PMStic Violence..."

by L S October 10, 2007

pmsing

You NEVER want to be around a girl when she does this, or ask her out around this special time. If you do, she will fucking bitch you out, cuss you out, possibly slap, hit, bite, scratch, you get what I mean. Then the worst thing is the next time you talk to her she acts like she doesn't remeber a fuckin' thing!

PMSing? Me? When!?! Never! Oh by the way sorry I slapped you, scratched your nutsac, ripped off your left nut, shoved my foot up your ass hole, shoved a hot iron down your throat, blew off your hand with a shotgun, twisted your nose with pliers and knocked you unconcious with my dad's PC. I was PMS - I mean, I was grumpy that day.

by butt licka January 7, 2004

PMSing

What guys blame every time a girl gets mad at them, even though, most of the time, we have a valid reason for being mad and it's NOT that time of the month.

Barbie: Ken!! Go fuck yourself! I hate you!!

Ken: Barbie, stop PMSing.

Barbie: I HAD MY PERIOD 2 WEEKS AGO, REMEMBER? YOU GOT ME PREGNANT.

Ken: Oh.

by dr.seuss-onym July 5, 2009

PMSacre

The hormonal wrath of a woman arising at certain times of the month. It should always be avoided and NEVER countered. It's super-effective.

I'll catch you later, dude. I've gotta go do the dishes so my wife doesn't PMSacre me.

by teusz16 June 24, 2011

PMSing

Sometimes women turn into some type of mythical beast.
It's best to avoid them during this transformation..
Don't ever tell a girl she's PMSing though, it's never polite. =)
Just let the mythical beast be, and within a few days you'll get your girl back. ;)

Person 1: My wife is turning into a mythical beast!
Person 2: She's PMSing, my friend.
Person 1: Here she comes!
Mythical beast: What are you doing on UrbanDictionary.Com?!?! Don't you love ME?! Get over here, NOW!
Person 1: I got to go. =(

by Just another _Instert Name_ November 24, 2009

PMSL

A British texting abbreviation. Unlike the USA who uses LMAO (laughing my ass off), the British use PMSL, which means "Pissed Myself Laughing."

Darnell: Everyone knows 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9. But why DID 7 eat 9?
Chris: I don't know.
Darnell: Because 9 has to have 3 squared meals a day! Hehe... math jokes.
Chris: HAHAHA PMSL

by Buttered Quayle October 17, 2018