lonely penguin

as you are about to cum while recieving oral sex, the girl walks away leaving you to chase after her with your pants down. this act will make you walk in a manner that ressembles a penguin.

DUDE!, i picked up a hooker but i only had 20 bucks so she gave me a lonely penguin

by eagle tits July 17, 2009

chasing the penguin

Having anal sex with a woman who, in other company, acts like shes a virgin, esp. if she really, really likes it.

"i have a limp, because i was chasing the penguin with suzy last night, and im raw"

by Goathead February 12, 2007

Club Penguin

A dank-ass game only for MLG noscopers and memers and illuminati confirm

1v1 me in Club Penguin cheeky cunt

by Return To Sender (Haskell) September 22, 2015

Flying Penguin

When you're fucking a chick doggy style and she's bent over the bed you wrap her legs around you and quickly yank her off the bed as you stand up and she flaps her arms to try and keep her balance but like a penguin she can't fly and eventually faceplants to the floor.

Last night I gave my girl the flying penguin and she got a rug burn on her forehead...but she let me finish.

by Sillyninja August 21, 2008

Penguin Tank

A HORRIBLY stinky vagina - so bad it smells like the penguins at the zoo

"I bent down to pick something up and got a wiff of Jamie - SOOO DANK!...You know the funk of the penguin tank in the aviary? Thats was it. I almost cried."

by NotHereSomeone January 7, 2010

lolzy penguin

an action that seems funny when you are the one doing it, but everyone else considers you a douchebag. usually involving video games

Kris: Hey guys lets all go play cod: black ops and only use ballistic knives, it'll be so lolzy penguin

Danny: Alright, Sweet!

(random 10y old on other team): Wow, you're all fuckin' douchebags, I fucked your mom

by NiggletsGetHung December 6, 2010

Fluffy Penguin

The end result of scooping ice cream onto your testicles.

Fred just pulled a Fluffy Penguin. Don't ask me why I watched.

by PM_ME_YOUR_PERSONALITY September 16, 2014