Peniscola, Spain

The most random name for a city in the world.

Yo, we goin to Peniscola, Spain.
'What?!'
It's a city in Spain. It's called Peniscola.

by Did he just move? February 20, 2011

penis cult

Referring to the Jewish tradition of circumcision, or anything of the like.

Michael: "Hey did you hear? Muhammad decided to have a circumcision at the age of 24."

Simba: "What is he thinking of joining the penis cult?"

by AlNordeen December 5, 2011

Penis tears

A euphemism for male ejaculate

I must have had a good dream, because when I woke up this morning, there were penis tears all over my bed sheets.

by JAKIL March 28, 2015

Penis Game

Saying penis with your friend in a public place and then saying it louder each time

Lets play the penis game in the airport dude

by hog riderrrrrrr June 9, 2019

online penis

a penis you can draw online.

8--->


the online penis!

by autumn peters. March 3, 2009

gnarled penis

The kind of penis that Clay from Sons of Anarchy has, with which he uses to fuck various members of the motorcycle club.

Really thick, twisted, veiny, just kinda gnarrrrled. Looks like a gnarled treestump, or perhaps that it got halfway through a paper shredder then it got ripped out. Could be mistaken for a wonky tree root, or a dusty burlap sack. Most often flaccid, the gnarled penis can become violent and unpredictable when erect, leading to either highly awkward or highly violent encounters, depending upon the owner of the gnarled penis in question.

First appears in Season 2 Episode 4: Clay pulls out his gnarled penis to show the dirty Mexicans he means business. Later on in this season, he threatens Gemma to suck on his gnarled penis if she doesn't hand over the letters that Tara has, which incriminate him in John Teller's murder.

(Said in a gruff, Clay-like voice): "Gemma, you don't gimme those letters, you gonna hafta suck on mah gnaarrrllled penis. You hear me, bitch? mah gnarled penis"

by jayfinator December 15, 2011

flying penis

What some people call a Boeing CH-47 Chinook helicopter (the kind with no tailboom and two sets of main rotor blades located fore & aft) because it looks like a big ding-a-ling flying through the sky.

Hey Dennis, check out the flying penis near those buildings over there!!!

by Telephony September 28, 2013