oyster spot

The softest spot on someone's body, usually on the inner thigh or knee.

"Wow your legs are really soft."
"No, you're just touching my oyster spot."

by spacey_bacey December 8, 2014

oyster burn

The pain in the front of the vulva after a marathon wanking session

Girl 1: img I can't even sit down

Girl 2: why, how comes?

Girl 1: well no one joined me this weekend and I had to take care of myself and now i have oyster burn

Girl 2: auch

by Crawsen January 12, 2017

Oyster Clamp

One of the various phrases used to describe the act in which a woman rubs her vulva against her partner's body for the purpose of sexual pleasure. In this case, an Oyster Clamp occurs when the lips are sticking due to the lack of lubrication and are firmly pressed together so that they become interlocked or "clamped."

see also:
scissoring

We were rubbing our pussies together so hard that we gave ourselves an Oyster Clamp.

by Awesome Jassim January 16, 2017

Oyster Twat

When someone is being a real bitch, and makes alot of negative comments based around self pity. "None gender specific."

Hey, you know what? I think Justin Is making pearls again. Yeah... He's a real oyster twat... Let's call him Sandy.

by HoneyBucketX February 28, 2017

oystercopter

When a girl squirts like a oyster so hard on a mans penis, she spins round in a circle multiple times, like a helicopter.

Girl: Embarrassing moment last night.
Friend: What happend?

Girl: I oystercoptered and broke his dick...

by Truethooo August 8, 2017

oyster magic

A glistening white vagina

When the time was right and the lights were dim she presented her new husband with her oyster magic

by Mtjoy library June 2, 2017

oysters

gobs of phlegm coughed up from the lungs, as from pneumonia

Q: What's the grossest thing about having a lung transplant?
A: The first few oysters you cough up aren't yours.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 24, 2017