by spacey_bacey December 8, 2014
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Girl 2: why, how comes?
Girl 1: well no one joined me this weekend and I had to take care of myself and now i have oyster burn
Girl 2: auch
Girl 2: why, how comes?
Girl 1: well no one joined me this weekend and I had to take care of myself and now i have oyster burn
Girl 2: auch
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One of the various phrases used to describe the act in which a woman rubs her vulva against her partner's body for the purpose of sexual pleasure. In this case, an Oyster Clamp occurs when the lips are sticking due to the lack of lubrication and are firmly pressed together so that they become interlocked or "clamped."
see also:
scissoring
see also:
scissoring
by Awesome Jassim January 16, 2017
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Hey, you know what? I think Justin Is making pearls again. Yeah... He's a real oyster twat... Let's call him Sandy.
by HoneyBucketX February 28, 2017
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Girl: Embarrassing moment last night.
Friend: What happend?
Girl: I oystercoptered and broke his dick...
Friend: What happend?
Girl: I oystercoptered and broke his dick...
by Truethooo August 8, 2017
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A: The first few oysters you cough up aren't yours.
A: The first few oysters you cough up aren't yours.
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