Nothing Long

Used By Those In The Roadside Of London/Uk.

Meaning Its Nothing, Easy, Do The SHit In Your Sleep.

We Been Here 3 Weekz Finishin Mixtapes, Shottin Videoz, It Nothing Long.

Uzed Widley By S.A.S. WOrlds Best UK Rappers

by Chaz-Meng February 26, 2009

Nothing Burger

Another term for micro penis; especially of a person who has definitely colluded with the Russians.

Donald Trump, applying for a porn job in light of his failing presidency: "So, do I have the job?"

Interviewer: "Sorry, you have a real nothing burger."

by Drumandfife July 11, 2017

Nothing Girl

A girl with no personality and the same amount of looks (none).

Dude 1: Yo I hooked up with 4 girls tonight
Dude 2: They were all nothing girls so it doesn't count.

by Anasty1 January 22, 2009

Nothing-Talk

Talking in the abstract, forgetting to link concepts to actual things that exist in the world. Not talking about anything real or meaningful, but merely talking for the sake of talking.

"If you just start doing drugs you'll waste away your life, what are you gonna do, just sit around and be a failure?"

"That doesn't even mean anything, it's just nothing-talk"

by TheModernMountainMan February 16, 2010

Nothing but flush

The ability for a guy to accurately aim his stream of pee without hitting the pee pond, thereby avoiding awkward splashing.

Guy: whew! I feel 10 pounds lighter.

Girl: what? What did you do?
Guy: took a giant piss.

Girl: I didn't hear a thing.

Guy: nothing but flush.

by bob beeflips September 11, 2014

nothing ass dude

A nothing ass dude is a dude that has nothing to offer. Most likely cheats on all his gfs has kids he don't take care of and mooches off anyone and everyone. He can and will never do for himself or anyone else for that matter.

Girl, stop wasting your time on him he a nothing ass dude.

by Last of a dying breed November 6, 2017

nothing but a dog

Nothing at all, or hardly anything.

An expression from the part of last century when Greyhound buses were ubiquitous.

(Two people are crossing the street)

Jack: "Anything coming?"
Charlie: "Nothing but a dog. Painted on the side of a bus."

by Bob B. Bobertson October 9, 2018