Nart

A dirty penis. The male version of a cunt.

Stacey: "Kevin is being such a nart today! He told me I need to lose weight!"
Linda: "Well you have put on a little weight..."
Stacey: "Linda, you're a toxic cunt."

by Bekieeee March 12, 2014

near soiled experience

A NSE or near soiled experience is when the stages leading up to a case of mud butt happen so rapidly that you barely make it to the bathroom and have a vision and sensation of crapping your pants but then once you make it to the toilet you snap back to reality and realize you made it but just barely.

I thought my favorite pants were as good as gone yesterday at taco bell but turns out it was just an near soiled experience. I do feel bad for whoever has to mop that bathroom floor though.

by saharadryhumor December 25, 2014

near beer

Noun: London police slang for a crummy dive in which unwitting male tourists are promised a good time with a hot babe. They must order a drink from these unlicenced premises but get charged hundreds of pounds for a soft drink. Victims are often frog-marched to cash machines by heavies. Needless to say, the babe doesn't provide any action, just sits there.

Drink your tea, were going to bust a near beer in Brewer Street.
OK, Shall I grab a Transit van and 2 Serbo-Croat translators?

The Kinks classic 'Lola' is set in a near-beer.
I Met her in a club down in old Soho
Where they drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola...
...Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola.

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

narty

1. Literally, "naughty party".
2. A title given to one man and one man alone, meaning "Infinitely Awesome".

"Wow, this kegger got narty real fast!"
"Damn, I wish I was as cool as Narty."

by Robert Allen July 2, 2005

nearkatookus

Nearkatookus is a large body that always seems to be in someone's way.

" Get your nearkatookus outta my way! "

by Mari December 10, 2004

neat and clean

A girl who can give a clean and non messy cum shot/orgasm.

Yeah man, Kristine is neat and clean in bed.

by djhdanman April 22, 2016

George Neat

Considered by many as a Right Wing Extremist. Very loyal to the American way and believes heavily in the US Constitution. He is very blunt and straight to the point telling people the cold ard truth no matter if it hurts their feelings or not. He has been kicked off of facebook once for stating his beliefs. He believes in white pride and beliefs whites should be proud of the white history.

George Neat is straight forward to the point.
Many people refer to George Neat as an Asshole.

by paconfederate July 9, 2012