NASCARbation

When NASCAR fans obsessively watch NASCAR events for hours & hours.

"Bill is watching the Sprint Cup race on TV. It'll be hours before his NASCARbation session is over."

by petewhatshisface July 23, 2012

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NASclothes

One of those drunk redneck white guys that wear the distastful but colorful sponser clothes with rainbows and numbers for their favorite NASCAR drivers.

WOW look at all these drunken rednecks in NASclothes, must be raceday lets get out of Here!

by MartSimpson February 18, 2013

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Nascar chalice

The cup (often plastic) or bottle/can used by tobacco chewers to deposit their chew by-product.

Waiter: Would you like a NASCAR chalice for that?

Hick: No thanks, I have an empty Pepsi can already.

by Sluggles March 19, 2017

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nascious

An alternative way to spell “nauseous”; a feeling of queasiness, being sick to the stomach. You spell it this way if you’re an actual headass and don’t know how to spell.

Friend 1: Hey guys, that roller coaster made me feel nascious.
Friend 2: How do you spell that?
Friend 1: Nascious? N-A-S-C-I-O-U-S
Friend 2: Lord have mercy.

by TrapDontStahp December 18, 2018

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