One of those drunk redneck white guys that wear the distastful but colorful sponser clothes with rainbows and numbers for their favorite NASCAR drivers.
by MartSimpson February 18, 2013
Get the NASclothes mug.Someone, most of the time a girl, who can't find any clothes to wear even though his/her closet is full. Normally resulting in a huge crying break down, hysterical yelling, or a phone call to friends.
Jill: OMG, Joan you are totally acting like a noclothestramastica.
Joan: I AM NOT!! SHUT UP AND HELP ME FIND A FREAKING SHIRT!
Joan: I AM NOT!! SHUT UP AND HELP ME FIND A FREAKING SHIRT!
by Idon'tpaytohavefriends October 21, 2009
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