One of those drunkredneck white guys that wear the distastful but colorful sponser clothes with rainbows and numbers for their favorite NASCAR drivers.
Someone, most of the time a girl, who can't find any clothes to wear even though his/her closet is full. Normally resulting in a huge crying break down, hysterical yelling, or a phone call to friends.
Jill: OMG, Joan you are totally acting like a noclothestramastica.
Joan: I AM NOT!! SHUT UP AND HELP ME FIND A FREAKING SHIRT!
Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi