NASCARbation
"Bill is watching the Sprint Cup race on TV. It'll be hours before his NASCARbation session is over."
NASCARbation by petewhatshisface July 23, 2012
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nasturbation
Nasty masturbation. Used in any situation where masturbation is considered nasty. Can be used in verb form (nasturbate).
Bob was nasturbating in the locker room and creeped everybody out.
Hilda doesn't have a boyfriend so she resorts to nasturbation.
Hilda doesn't have a boyfriend so she resorts to nasturbation.
nasturbation by MisZ D3mEan0R January 19, 2008
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Nascarization
1. Similar to 'walmartization', specifically in a motorsports context.
2. A combination of dumbing down, baseless hyperbole and incessant hype at the cost of more worthwhile pursuits, esp. technically relevant pursuits.
2. A combination of dumbing down, baseless hyperbole and incessant hype at the cost of more worthwhile pursuits, esp. technically relevant pursuits.
"I can't find any international touring car races on TV since speedvision got all nascarized."
"Yeah, they've started the nascarization of motorsport in Canada and Mexico now."
"Too bad. I thought Canadians were pretty well educated..."
"Yeah, they've started the nascarization of motorsport in Canada and Mexico now."
"Too bad. I thought Canadians were pretty well educated..."
Nascarization by Unconvinced March 3, 2007