Soldiering through the Long Russian Winter with Napoleon

The act of stroking one's own penis, particularly during a dry spell or a time of deep, crippling loneliness. This is nothing to be ashamed of.

The derivation of this term is in the imagery of one being a soldier in the Grande Armée, while his/her penis represents Napoléon Bonaparte.

"He's been doing surprisingly alright since the breakup. He's just been soldiering through the long Russian winter with Napoleon day by day. Every day. All day."

by Ed the Trell January 10, 2019

Naples

Naples is a town in Florida where people that DON’T live in Naples believe it’s only where rich white people live but it’s actually very diverse and pretty chill. It’s very hectic sometimes. It’s not the most lit place in Florida, it’s definitely a bit boring and theirs not a whole lot to do but the beaches are the best

“Naples is where most Cubans live but then again... they are all over Florida and basically own it”

by Relatableshit October 17, 2018

naple

The naple is traditionally the process of piercing the back of your neck (nape), and your nipples (nipple), and attaching a chain link between the two. Thus making the piercing a "Naple"

oh and it's also some city is Florida somewhere?

raspberries! i just tore my naple out in Naple Fl sometime somewhere!

by turtel January 18, 2008

napoleon-dynamite

Someone with superior charisma and dance flare.

1. That Jason dude is a serious napoleon-dynamite.

2. "When he starts to dance, the woman slide of their seats."

by wolfgangamadeusphoenix November 15, 2011

Napolean

An Asshat Notable For Being The Only Ass Rude Enough To Conquer Venice. Also Conquered Some Other Places And Made A Big War After Declaring Himself Emperor.

"What Ha0penned To The Italian Merchant Republics Like Genoa And Venice?" "Napolean Happened"

by Nutin' February 27, 2018

Napoleon

An 1800s version of Hitler who tried to conquer Europe and failed. Became Emperor by committing treason against his Republic. His failure to defeat Britain and Russia led to a coalition to overthrow him.

Napoleon can't blitzkrieg any more countries because the English Channel and Russian Winter are in his way.

by bob_bobbb July 23, 2016

napple

when the female is trying to cuddle after sex and the male is taking a nap

imma go get me a napple or i gotta go its napple time!

by c,j December 21, 2007