President

A puppet with no power who presides over meetings with those who actually hold the real power.

I want to be President so my puppet masters can yank me around.

by bob_bobbb March 16, 2016

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4004

The first commercially produced microprocessor released in 1971 by Intel. At a whopping 740 kHz it was barely good enough for a calculator.

You should buy one of those new pocket calculators with a 4004 inside.

by bob_bobbb March 16, 2016

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286

A brain dead chip (according to Bill Gates) developed by Intel in the 1980s. This allowed Apple to release their original Mac and call it an upgrade. If not for this Apple would be bankrupt like Commodore.

Don't upgrade your 8088 to a brain dead chip like the 286. Just get a Mac.

by bob_bobbb March 16, 2016

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iPad Pro

An overpriced underpowered laptop that comes without a keyboard. Designed for professional players of Tic-Tac-Toe.

Remember to bring your iPad Pro to the Tic-Tac-Toe World Championship.

by bob_bobbb March 18, 2016

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Libertarian

People who believe in private ownership of everything including the government. People who love big government as long as government functions are privatized and it's not called government. People who believe that property owners are absolute rulers of their property.

You're living on the king's land so pay him his rent/taxes. This is a libertarian society and he owns all the property in his kingdom and if you don't like it buy your own kingdom.

by bob_bobbb March 16, 2016

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