President

A puppet with no power who presides over meetings with those who actually hold the real power.

I want to be President so my puppet masters can yank me around.

by bob_bobbb March 16, 2016

4004

The first commercially produced microprocessor released in 1971 by Intel. At a whopping 740 kHz it was barely good enough for a calculator.

You should buy one of those new pocket calculators with a 4004 inside.

by bob_bobbb March 16, 2016

286

A brain dead chip (according to Bill Gates) developed by Intel in the 1980s. This allowed Apple to release their original Mac and call it an upgrade. If not for this Apple would be bankrupt like Commodore.

Don't upgrade your 8088 to a brain dead chip like the 286. Just get a Mac.

by bob_bobbb March 16, 2016

iPad Pro

An overpriced underpowered laptop that comes without a keyboard. Designed for professional players of Tic-Tac-Toe.

Remember to bring your iPad Pro to the Tic-Tac-Toe World Championship.

by bob_bobbb March 18, 2016

C++

The best programming language ever developed.

Some guy incremented C so he called it C++.

by bob_bobbb March 16, 2016

Napoleon

An 1800s version of Hitler who tried to conquer Europe and failed. Became Emperor by committing treason against his Republic. His failure to defeat Britain and Russia led to a coalition to overthrow him.

Napoleon can't blitzkrieg any more countries because the English Channel and Russian Winter are in his way.

by bob_bobbb March 16, 2016

Assembly

A programming language consisting of mnemonics for machine code instructions. Can be assembled into machine code by a program called an assembler.

I don't need to know the latest fad programming language because C++ and assembly are good enough to write any program.

by bob_bobbb March 16, 2016