bob_bobbb's definitions

full vagina

A rhetorical device invented by Carly Fiorina in the Republican Presidential Debates. Instead of discussing your actual qualifications to be President, you know like leadership qualities etc., you go on and on about how special you are for having the same kind of reproductive organs as 50% of the population. You talk about how you went from rags to riches despite your reproductive organs, but fail to mention how you wrecked your company while CEO.

Fiorina just went full vagina. Never go full vagina.

by bob_bobbb June 19, 2016

C++

The best programming language ever developed.

Some guy incremented C so he called it C++.

by bob_bobbb July 23, 2016

Assembly

A programming language consisting of mnemonics for machine code instructions. Can be assembled into machine code by a program called an assembler.

I don't need to know the latest fad programming language because C++ and assembly are good enough to write any program.

by bob_bobbb July 24, 2016

IBM

The company forced out of its own PC market by shitty computer manufacturers like Packard Bell and eMachines that made copies of IBM computers and undercut them.

Nobody ever got fired for buying IBM.

by bob_bobbb July 23, 2016

Napoleon

An 1800s version of Hitler who tried to conquer Europe and failed. Became Emperor by committing treason against his Republic. His failure to defeat Britain and Russia led to a coalition to overthrow him.

Napoleon can't blitzkrieg any more countries because the English Channel and Russian Winter are in his way.

by bob_bobbb July 23, 2016

chess

A pointless board game played by those with nothing better to do other than fool around with wooden figurines.

Let's play chess instead of doing something productive.

by bob_bobbb July 24, 2016

President

A puppet with no power who presides over meetings with those who actually hold the real power.

I want to be President so my puppet masters can yank me around.

by bob_bobbb July 23, 2016