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A rhetorical device invented by Carly Fiorina in the Republican Presidential Debates. Instead of discussing your actual qualifications to be President, you know like leadership qualities etc., you go on and on about how special you are for having the same kind of reproductive organs as 50% of the population. You talk about how you went from rags to riches despite your reproductive organs, but fail to mention how you wrecked your company while CEO.
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I got bored of looking at the same Mac for a year so I bought this year's model that comes in an even shinier box.
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I don't need to know the latest fad programming language because C++ and assembly are good enough to write any program.
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