An upright yet bendable erection (neither rigid nor limp), similar in consistency to that of a Nerf baseball bat, which is functional yet less than ideal.
1: Damn, my daily ‘bate yesterday took twice as long as usual!
2: Why? Couldn’t catch wood?
1: Nope … I was sporting a Nerf bat.
2: Why? Couldn’t catch wood?
1: Nope … I was sporting a Nerf bat.
by DangerZone11 September 14, 2009
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Origin: Gangsta Nerd Interscope Developmental Artist Google Gangsta Nizzerd
by Yo-Self February 11, 2012
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Someone who enjoys learning and obtaining new information in general for it's own sake, often without discrimination to different areas of knowledge. The key to recognizing a nerd is if they are completely indifferent to the application of what they learn; they are not inherently inclined to use or not to use the information.
Someone who is a nerd could also be a geek, who is passionate about highly specific interests, or a dork, who is a social outcast, but they do not have to be.
Someone who is a nerd could also be a geek, who is passionate about highly specific interests, or a dork, who is a social outcast, but they do not have to be.
Person 1: Do you intend to do anything with your advanced degree in Russian Literature?
Person 2: I could, but honestly it's just interesting to study it. I could go my entire life without using the information I gain and still feel fulfilled.
Person 1: Wow, what a nerd.
Person 2: I could, but honestly it's just interesting to study it. I could go my entire life without using the information I gain and still feel fulfilled.
Person 1: Wow, what a nerd.
by Mr. ZAP March 1, 2011
Get the Nerd mug.A herd/clan of students that tend to be extremely lazy, slacking on homework and peer pressuring themselves into not doing the work but somehow able to exceed other students. GT standing for Gifted and Talented, the label given to them when they were actually consistent in doing homework. Many of the GT Nerds have strange disorders, such as ShawnDeClaude, or Randomosis. All extremely devious in their own ways with the ablility to get away with not doing homework and sexy dancing in the middle of class. All in all, extremely sexy.
Nerd 1: Did you do your math last night?
Nerd 2: No, I was playing with my eyeball.
Nerd 1: Haha, me either, I was busy giving a bug CPR.
Nerd 2: Yeah, we are such GT Nerds.
Nerd 2: No, I was playing with my eyeball.
Nerd 1: Haha, me either, I was busy giving a bug CPR.
Nerd 2: Yeah, we are such GT Nerds.
by Aphira529 March 10, 2009
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