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Moses

A hot boy who is sexy and good in bed, he also will fall in love with a girl named Gretchen.
Moses is a human.
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Moses

Verb. To seperate the risotto in order to check if it needs more liquid. If the risotto stays parted (so if moses can walk through with dry feet), it needs more liquid.
1) Dude, is the food ready? - Hold on, let me moses
by Remcovdborn November 29, 2020
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Moses

Wetter of PUMS

CERTIFIED LOVER BOIIII
“Damn moses really wet my pum then split it like the ocean
by Oumums May 9, 2022
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Moses Rape

1. Getting raped or mullested by Moses or Moses believer.
2. Trying to convert someone to the new religion called MOSES4LIFE
I was moses raped at the mall last night!
by faieia October 31, 2008
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Moses The God

The definition of, “Moses The God.” refers to a Dragon Ball Term of “ Big Peen, Strong and Bulky.” They are usually beautiful, a good peen size, strong, good with their Ki and Isn’t like his dickrider Oniyon. Oniyon is also a person that fucks NPCs and themselves are night.
Oh my goodness have you seen “Moses The God” He is so attractive and different from the others!
by TheGoat123OofXD November 2, 2019
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Moses Move

a polarzing/definitive decision or move ; that "parts the Seas" and divides people into friends vs enemies, interested vs not-interested (romantically) or generally splits a situation into decision tree, generally with two likely outcomes- yes or no, a or b, with little middle ground to negotiate.
If we discontine the ad campaign of X and give Y full run of the site and it doesnt work out for Y, we may never be able to get X back so we should be cautious, it's a Moses Move for sure.
by MikeyG81 June 4, 2009
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Moses marnes

Is a absolute tit. He often takes unpaid leave from work to sip on that purple drank
Wow look at that Moses marnes he stinks dirty sprite
by Joe lupton sucks July 31, 2018
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