manly month of march

Also known as "Manly March". No shaving and no haircuts for participating men.

The manly month of march. The time to grow a beard.

by Mitch47 March 13, 2014

Slap ass month

Something boys say so they can get the pass to touch a girls ass

Jake: Hey imma slap jennys ass

Viví: wtf u cant do that

Jake: yes I Can it’s slap ass month

by Reallassbixh October 5, 2019

Kick a Ginger Month

It's that time of year again folks! December is now not only the holiday season, but also Kick a Ginger Month! So if there are any gingers out there in the world, you better run! For all of the non-ginger folk out there, you better start preparing your legs for the best time of the year. (Even Gingers can kick other Gingers, but no one outside of that).

Person 1: Why are all of these gingers isolating themselves from the rest of us?
Person 2: Well don't you know, it's Kick a Ginger Month!
Person 3: The happiest time of the year!
Disclaimer : I didn't mean to offend any ginger in particular. Except one. I hate u Tyler.

by Ima bad biatch November 5, 2019

National Horny Month

May is National Horny Month. During this time anyone can ask anyone for sexual content such as nudes or other actions. It's basically national horny day but for a month.

Hey dog is it National Horny Month yet? I'm trynna get some free onlyfans nudes lmao

by infamousnavi April 16, 2020

Seven Month Slump

The seven month slump is a period in a relationship when a couple has been dating for seven months, the couple seem to be more on edge and uncomfortable with each other during this month. Usually causing fights, conflict and creating problems that simply aren't there. If a couple is able to make it through the seven month slump then they usually show great potential.

During the Seven Month Slump you may feel, disloyalty, distrust, poor judgement and such.

by One Who Knows More Than You April 7, 2011

Straight Pride Month

Straight Pride Month is the month of July, as of July being national awareness for specific STD’s it is only appropriate for the Straight Pride Month to be on July

“Hey bro happy Straight Pride Month” said the very straight man

“It’s Straight Pride Month, time to have sexual relations with a lot of women”

by MrWakatashi June 23, 2021

grab dick month

Because there is a month for guys to slap a girls ass, there should be a month for girls. Every January its grab dick month.

Its January first, you know what that means... its grab dick month

by prawford October 4, 2019