mister crusty

the termed given to any towel or cloth used to clean up after intercourse

here, use this as a mister crusty.

by fstwrtr December 11, 2006

Ur sister mister

The worst possible insult ever in the entire world apart from your granny tranny

"Your Granny Tranny lol!"
"Ha! Your sister mister"
*implodes*

by Damoxd March 22, 2018

Swiss Mistress

A woman lays face down on a bed or floor and then a man shits in her asshole. Still laying on the ground, the woman sticks her finger in her asshole and stuffs the shit inside. Once as much of the shit will go on, the man butt fucks her.

Me and my girlfriend did a Swiss Mistress last night!

by Linfnerhf March 18, 2009

mistress material

the total oppisite of wifey material. doesnt have a hubby, but fucks alot of other womens hubbys.

Married Buisness Man::(staring at the new secretaries ass.) That broad is mistress material, oh yes.

by bitcharoni October 23, 2007

Mister Captain Doctor Sexy

Often short for Mr Sexy. Little Sexy's bestfriend. Has a very sexy ass and is blonde. He is the sweetest, funniest, most honest and caring and loving friend anyone can have. Everyone loves him, Exspeacially a Little Sexy!!

Deeeyyyymmmm! Look at Mister Captain Doctor Sexy 's huge ass!

by bridianne October 29, 2010

misted

Democrat spelling of the english word "missed".

Definition: To feel sorrow and joy at the same time, while receiving a lost loved one's government subsidy.

Actual example from the back window of a Cadillac in the Social Security Office parking lot: "R.I.P. Rose,
You will be misted"

by Rev. Calvin McDougle December 28, 2004

Mistletoe

When a males pants, shorts, or any garment covering the penis is pulled extra tight against his member. The male version of camel toe.

Hey Sally, check out that guy over there in that speedo. He is sporting a mean mistletoe.

by Jungle Gym December 29, 2008