(adv.) to count without the use of the word Mississippi. (e.g., 1, 2, 3). Popularized by Ross Geller from the sit-com Friends, in the episode "The One With Ross's Tan".
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Get the mississippilessly mug.Def ;The slop that doesn't go on the right foot, however it does fit the left foot like a glove , but for your foot
Description ; A thin Plastic or rubber soul ( something Gingers don't have) that goes under the foot and protects you from
mean old thorns
Value ; Extremely valuable if you have weak ass feet (a true beach Pc never wears Slops)
Use ; can be used as a slapping devise for those people who just don't know the value of a box of "eet-sum-mor" biscuits
This is really important , My slop has gone missing if you should see It ( It- Because this is 2019 there is no Gender)
please pick It up and look after It , It likes any chocolate cereal or anything with sugar , if you don't want to give something to your kids because the food has too much sugar in It, give that to my missing Left Slop , my Left Slop also hates Sticky Chicken with a passion (salad Sandwich with Mayo over that shit).
It loves long walks on the beach and a good old romantic movie will get you to second base (so from A to B )
Please It is Black and It has a grey strap,
now that I don't have my left slop, i feel incomplete ,also I stood on a thorn ( sad face)
Description ; A thin Plastic or rubber soul ( something Gingers don't have) that goes under the foot and protects you from
mean old thorns
Value ; Extremely valuable if you have weak ass feet (a true beach Pc never wears Slops)
Use ; can be used as a slapping devise for those people who just don't know the value of a box of "eet-sum-mor" biscuits
This is really important , My slop has gone missing if you should see It ( It- Because this is 2019 there is no Gender)
please pick It up and look after It , It likes any chocolate cereal or anything with sugar , if you don't want to give something to your kids because the food has too much sugar in It, give that to my missing Left Slop , my Left Slop also hates Sticky Chicken with a passion (salad Sandwich with Mayo over that shit).
It loves long walks on the beach and a good old romantic movie will get you to second base (so from A to B )
Please It is Black and It has a grey strap,
now that I don't have my left slop, i feel incomplete ,also I stood on a thorn ( sad face)
looking for my Missing Left Slop
Me : If anyone sees a Missing Left Slop that is black with a Grey strap and the brand is Lizzard please keep it for me it's mine. It should either be in Skyline, lost property or L2 but it is definitely not in Plett or in Cape Town , the Lizzard Shop has a few slops but none that match, it is also not in Gate Way Mall. With my Slop missing i am forced to do a HandStand until i get it back.
The Internet : Hey Georgie do you want my left Slop?
A thin Plastic or rubber soul ( something Gingers don't have) that goes under the foot and protects you from mean old thorns
Me : If anyone sees a Missing Left Slop that is black with a Grey strap and the brand is Lizzard please keep it for me it's mine. It should either be in Skyline, lost property or L2 but it is definitely not in Plett or in Cape Town , the Lizzard Shop has a few slops but none that match, it is also not in Gate Way Mall. With my Slop missing i am forced to do a HandStand until i get it back.
The Internet : Hey Georgie do you want my left Slop?
A thin Plastic or rubber soul ( something Gingers don't have) that goes under the foot and protects you from mean old thorns
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Guy 2: Damn Straight, Bro.
Guy 1: Oh shit, she also brought her ugly friend Susan. *boner rescinded*
Guy 2: That's too bad. Well I guess its a Schwing and a miss.
Guy 2: Damn Straight, Bro.
Guy 1: Oh shit, she also brought her ugly friend Susan. *boner rescinded*
Guy 2: That's too bad. Well I guess its a Schwing and a miss.
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