(n). A distraction that involves a man (either directly or indirectly). Refers to a distraction that is being caused by a man, whether it is intentional or not.
1. Lindsay was trying to study but her boyfriend was a manstraction.
2. There are so many manstractions at the co-ed gym Mary goes to so she always slacks on her workout.
2. There are so many manstractions at the co-ed gym Mary goes to so she always slacks on her workout.
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When a woman cannot find a date or hasn't had any relations or contact with men in a long time or her contact with men is always negative, awkward and uncomfortable causing her to stay sedentary in her home for months at a time, eating large quantities of food, gaining weight and then later hating herself.
A woman going through this phase is said to be manstipated.
A woman going through this phase is said to be manstipated.
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