virgin maiden

a virgin that's also a maiden at the same time!

that's such a pretty virgin maiden, don't you think!?

by urbandictguy101 June 17, 2017

Decent Maiden

When someone does not live up to the qualities of a fair maiden, they must be considered a “decent maiden”. It is a downgrade of a fair maiden.

Dang that lady just dumped a whole bag of trash out on the interstate, she’s a decent maiden.

by Dequavis M June 28, 2020

Norman Mailer

Answering a question extremely quickly, especially a rather difficult one.

The term is named after the author himself, as well as an absolutely golden moment during Meredith Viera's time as the host of "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?", where a contestant phoned a friend for $250,000, and said friend instantly told him the correct answer - Norman Mailer.

Contestant: "Bob, in 1960, what author stabbed his second wife, Adele, with a pen knife during an argument at a party?"

Bob (before contestant even reads any of the choices): Norman Mailer!

*Audience cheers*

(A few moments later, contestant locks in Norman Mailer and gets it right)

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 20, 2020

Milk Maiden

When a female uses too much hand and not enough mouth during oral sex on a male

She did give me a blow job but she used too much hand, like a Milk Maiden.

by Eric Matthew September 29, 2021

Iron Maiden

The other important British heavy metal band, next to Black Sabbath. They're a decent band, they're not godlike like most fans say, nor do they suck @$$ like the haters claim. Have you ever noticed that all the UD definitions of this band fall on the two extremes of opinion?
I mean, there are the people that drool on the band's shoes, and those that pi$$ on them.

Iron Maiden uber-fan: OMDG, Iron Maiden rule all!
Iron Maiden non-fan: Noooo, they suck big time!
*they argue*
Reasonable person: Iron Maiden are OK. They good, but not great.
Uber-fan and non-fan both: FAGGOT! Hey, we agree on something!
Reasonable person: *groans*

by Anonymous debunker of religious myths May 18, 2008

Maiden's Virus

Function: Noun

1a: A Belgian socialist, of any variety, taken to the mass theft of bicycles

Belgian 1: Oh no, somebody stole my bike!

Belgian 2: Mine's been stolen as well!

Cop: Sorry, boys, a maiden's virus has been on the loose in Brussels. We think he might be a member of the Belgian Workers Party.

Belgian 1: Do you know what the maiden's virus looks like?

Cop: All we know is that he is part of a metal band and is apparently a midget taken to homosexual acts.

Belgian 2: If we don't stop this maiden's virus, everybody in Belgium will be without a bicycle!

by Michelle A. Richardson June 10, 2008

mailandered

to be screwed over by someone who says they love you, but all the while screwing anything that moves.

I got mailandered by John for a whole year!

by suck guppy December 21, 2008