Belgian 1: Oh no, somebody stole my bike!
Belgian 2: Mine's been stolen as well!
Cop: Sorry, boys, a maiden's virus has been on the loose in Brussels. We think he might be a member of the Belgian Workers Party.
Belgian 1: Do you know what the maiden's virus looks like?
Cop: All we know is that he is part of a metal band and is apparently a midget taken to homosexual acts.
Belgian 2: If we don't stop this maiden's virus, everybody in Belgium will be without a bicycle!
Belgian 2: Mine's been stolen as well!
Cop: Sorry, boys, a maiden's virus has been on the loose in Brussels. We think he might be a member of the Belgian Workers Party.
Belgian 1: Do you know what the maiden's virus looks like?
Cop: All we know is that he is part of a metal band and is apparently a midget taken to homosexual acts.
Belgian 2: If we don't stop this maiden's virus, everybody in Belgium will be without a bicycle!
by Michelle A. Richardson June 10, 2008
Get the Maiden's Virus neck gaiter and mug.
Apr 21 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose
