Matchus

A tribe of savages known to inhabit the forests of Chester county Pennsylvania. Often seen hunting the elusive Ryanocerous.

Have you ever seen a pack of wild matchus?

by Flyingwallruss September 3, 2017

MATCHUNATCHU

A YouTuber that most people have never heard of.

"Hey have you heard of that YouTuber named MATCHUNATCHU." "No sorry". "Oh that's alright most people haven't".

by MATCHUNATCHU June 15, 2018

Machaela

A Machaela is a loving girl with a huge heart. She's always ready to do something and take charge of it. She's very intelligent and a people pleaser. A Machaela has hard times believing in herself and at times needs help from others. But she's a very awesome girl who has many friends.

That Machaela over there really helped me with my friend problems. She's awesome!

by Thegirl04 November 26, 2013

carpet matches the drapes

One's genital hair matches the color of the hair on one's head.

Even though she looks like she dyes her hair, the carpet matches the drapes on her.

by quamp March 24, 2007

Matchstick Man

Another term for a scam artist

The matchstick man cheated the poor, old schmuck out of
50.000 dollars.

by J. Malik January 1, 2006

maachine

A Toronto man's reference to a gun can also refer to a tool of mass destruction

Fam keep cheesing me and Imma pull out my maachine

by RexCorvus100 June 9, 2018

penis mache

Formed by quickly wrapping a tissue around your member right after sex so you can slide off the bed without dripping excess semen all over the place. By the time you reach the edge of the bed and attempt to remove the tissue to clean up, the semen soaked paper has glued itself to your member much like paper mache and it can be extremely difficult to remove all the little bits.

"Damn it, I wallpapered my dick again just to avoid staining the sheets. Gonna need a chisel to remove this dried penis mache. "

by eyesee63 November 23, 2013