Keith Barry

An Irish magician known for being extremely pompous and name-dropping at every oppurtunity. Sure, his magic is good - but he's no David Blaine. Releases a DVD every so often to cash in on the fact that people think he is any good.

Keith Barry: So then I did this card trick for Leonardo Dicaprio and he was amazed and I let him hang out with me for a few days.

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Guy #1: Hey did you see Keith Barry's show on telly last night?
Guy #2: Yeah, it'd be good if he wasn't such an arrogant piece of shite. I mean like, he's no David Blaine.

by John DoyleX2006 July 26, 2008

allison keith

Most amazing gypsy, perfect angel, easy to please! pretty Beautiful

Allison keith is the most gorgeous girl ive ever seen.

Her beautiful blue eyes make me melt.

i love you allison!

by TOOTUM POP January 13, 2009

Keith Mooned

(Verb) when a person agrees to do something but becomes too fucked up to follow through with their end of the deal.

Takes it's name from Keith Moon, the drummer of The Who, who on October 21st, 1976 passed out while behind his drum kit during a show in Toronto. This resulted in bassist Pete Townshend asking the crowd "Can anybody play the drums?" before pulling a young drummer from the crowd to finish the show.

Rich said he was going to drive me home tonight but now he says he's too drunk. He Keith Mooned me.

by JoeStoner5446 August 9, 2015

keith

Kienth, ( yes his name is actually Kienth, said Ken-th. He does not know this is here so...) is a very considerate, intelligent and trust worthy man. He is a talented pianist and has a 10 pack of abs with a 12 1/2 inch penis. His penis reduction surgery is next week. Kienth is also incredibly thiccc (which 3 'c's) and is highly routable, But be warned he is a vegan.

Person 1: "Hey look at that ass, it must be Keith ( Kienth)!"
Person 2: " Are you sure?"
Person 5 from the other side of the street: "Yes, it's obviously Keith (Kienth) look at the curve of those buttocks and the plumpness of the cheeks. His ass is extremely voluptuous and juicy. It must be Keith (Kienth)."

by Brendgit March 27, 2019

Keith

In the same sense as 'Karen the Manager hunter' but male.

Hey Manager, We have another Keith out her looking to speak to you!

by Fishfillay May 16, 2019

Keith

A Quirky Fish Mcbite boi and can sometimes be serious at times but it ok cause he’s one fab Fish Mcbite

Me:Wow,that’s one quirky fish Mcbite Keith:Fishy Fishy

by Incrediboyy March 2, 2019

Keith

Keith is a beautiful girl. She got an answer to any question! Her smile drives' boys crazy, she's a pure rebel! When it comes to her lover she becomes like a rabbit; yet it's hella cute. Keith is such a fine girl who loves black boys.

Look! It's Keith, she got that damn thicc butt

by MelanieRiver March 3, 2019