wake me up inside

A very emo song used in many memes and jokes. A popular song by Evanescence.

My friend Brooklynn is so emo. "WAKE ME UP, WAKE ME UP INSIDE!" Brooklynn shouts everyday.

by SmolG_ March 20, 2017

darker than the inside of a cow

A very dark place with no light

"That cave is darker than the inside of a cow"

by Christel March 21, 2007

corporate insider

A friend or acquaintance that works inside a big corporation and is willing to give you sensitive information.

Duder 1: "Oh snap! You can look up the CEO's email? What is it?"

Duder 2: "Let me check.......ok got it. It's [e-mail]."

Duder 1: "Sweet! I'm gonna go sign him up for some penis enhancements and post that shit on FaceBook. Thanks for being my corporate insider."

by westfalia January 28, 2010

Inside job

When you fucking a pregnant chick and her kid starts to give you a hand job from inside, hence the name inside job

Jim: did you hook up with that pregnant girl from the party

Aidan: yeah man, even got an inside job

by JHova04 February 18, 2020

inside

something you say, after you've joked with your friends in front of a group of other people and they look baffled...
insiderjoke

(standing in front of the choir)
K: (yells)Spinach McWaffles
N & W: LOL, Ha Ha, etc...
(choir gives a baffled look)
K: oh, inside....

by Chris'Star' March 20, 2008

Inside joke

a joke only understood by an exclusive group of people.. usually they are used to annoy/leave out/embarrass/show off, to outsiders who don't undertand

John: "hahahha!! remember!!??! do you want fries with that??"

Jane: "oh my god!! HAHAHAH! we are so funny, that's a great inside joke!!"

Outsider: *aw i don't get it.. i feel so left out*

by Godluvsugly July 8, 2009

invite

(N)

1. The Process of inviting someone to a function

2. An Invite to a certain service

1. Invite me to you party

2. I now have 50 gmail invites

by lolwut484793ue3j February 17, 2005