hockey

The most physical sport ever. Challenging, fun, kicks other sports' asses. Best when played on ice.

Elsi:Where were u?
Janelle:Hockey practice, u?
Elsi:I was at practice 2!
Janelle:What do u do again?
Elsi:Volleyball
Janelle:psht! loser, ain't no sweat in volleyball!

by P. Janelle. N. May 13, 2005

Hockeytown

Detroit, Michigan, Home of the Detroit Red Wings.

The Cup's coming back to Hockeytown this year.

by wings fan March 15, 2003

Hockett

Derived from the famous Mr. Hockett, it is used in order to describe an untimely excretement.

"Man I just ate at the pizza buffet. I gotta take a nasty Hockett."

by Earl Woodrow August 27, 2006

Hocus Pocus Bitch

The office witch! The bitch who has to look over her glasses to make you feel guilty because you're talking shit about everyone else in the building. The ho who can't mind her own business and needs to scold you with her looks and her retarted rhetorical questions like "Don't you think that music is too loud?"

Lisa was acting uppedy and so I called her a Hocus Pocus Bitch! Not to her face, of course!

by Rick Fever June 19, 2007

dyke hockey

Often referred to as field hockey..more commonly dyke hockey references the alarming number of "dykes" playing this girl eat girl butch sport.

"HEY..let's go play some dyke hockey!"

by Jennifer A. McNeil March 14, 2009

Hockey Mom

1- A mother who takes their children to hockey games and is very competetive

2- A pit bull with makeup

Hockey moms are known to make bad Vice Presidents of anything. Particularly large country.

Sarah Palin thinks that she can fool us into thinking she's an average citizen with her "hockey mom" BS. What a TOOL!

by craziest mofo January 20, 2009

hoco popo

the gayest police around, who respond to noise disturbances with full force, k9s, and multiple units.

the hoco popo never leave me alone, even when im not doing anything

by deez2222 August 18, 2006