Person in the dinner queue: ‘Hi can I get potatoes please?’
Heather: ‘Yes dear, your skin colour reminds me so much of my kids - they’re mixed-race you know.’

Heather by Pain au chocolat March 13, 2021

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Heather

1. The girl Conan Gray is jealous of
2. The girl that got poisoned by drain cleaner
3. A pattern particularly seen on sweaters

“I wish I were Heather...”
“Shut up Heather”...”Sorry Heather!”
“I put on my favorite gray heather shirt today!”

Heather by Veronica VeRoNiCa VERoNiCAAAAA April 16, 2021

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Heather

A Heather is a name for a stereotype, such as Betty, Karen, Kyle, Regina, Stacey, Chad and so forth. If you were to put these stereotypes on a map, a Heather would be right next to Stacey and Regina. For further understanding of a Heather see the movie Heathers. A Heather combines the bimbo quality of a Stacey with the cutthroat mean girl quality of a Regina. In fact, where Regina's most notably employ passive aggression, a Heather is much less subtle. If you meet a nice Heather, that is like finding a unicorn that shits 4 leaf clovers.

Aidan: Hey man her name is Donna, why did you call her a Heather?
Throckmorton: She a goddamn bitch that's why.

Heather by Bigchunnilingus May 5, 2021

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Heather

She’s as beautiful outside as she is inside, gives her whole self to those she loves, and stronger than she’ll ever give herself credit for. She’s embodies kindness and compassion.

“Oh, Heather? Yeah she’s a sweet baby angel!”

Heather by Eiram Annail May 24, 2021

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