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hooker-fat

Invisible layer of fat used by hookers during the wintertime to shield them from the elements while wearing little or no clothing (see "school of tuna").
While turning tricks on a cold West Virginia night, Suzie used her invisible layer of hooker-fat to keep her warm.
by J.P. Poole February 26, 2008
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charity hooker

"Mary is a charity hooker, always thinking of her clients. Isn't that the hooker you want on your side?"
by brokendreamboi July 15, 2009
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Party hooker

A girl that loves to party and hooks up with different guys every night.
by Pmdono April 30, 2016
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hooker foot

noun (HEWK-UR FEWT)
derived from german "Hewker Feut", meaning "he who hewks feut".

1. an expression used to describe the imprint of gum left on the sidewalk.
2. those children and teachers at your school
3. generally anything

verb
4. an act of awkward foot positioning

hooker feet - plural
1. Look at that hooker foot left on the ground.
2. Those hooker feet are such hooker feets.
3. Hey, there are so many hooker feet!
4. Last night I went on a date with John and I hooker footed; it totally killed the mood.
by ughhhadfs May 17, 2010
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hooker casual

Just as there is business attire for formal business situations, and business casual for social situations that have potential implications for business, so too is there 'hooker-casual' dresswear for those times when you kind of look like a ho' who's presently off-duty.
"If we're gonna go out to that bar, I'm gonna dress hooker casual."
"You probably shouldn't dress hooker casual to class today."
by Erff December 3, 2006
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hoobert

a guy with a giant mole
a pretty gay person
with a small package
yo man that hoobert is almost as gay as that levik
by a nukka wit attitude July 6, 2008
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Louisianna Fish Hooker

Is the act of shitting in the mouth of a catfish then putting it in a womans vagina and forcing it in tail first and fucking the mouth of the fish while putting your fingers in her ass.
Chelsea: Hey, we should do the Louisianna Fish Hooker while we're visiting your family.

Dan: Yea! Definitley! I'll go find a catfish!

Dans Dad: You mind if I help?
by Bahbahblackbitch May 5, 2009
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