googlepwn

To answer a stupid question with an obviously-worded google search that returns relevent results at the #1 position.

n00b: Hey, how do I update punkbuster?
Doc: Go to google and type in 'punkbuster update', it's the first result.
Me: Damn, Doc, you just googlepwn'd that n00b!

by Raul Infustigado March 18, 2005

googles

code word for saying boobs around your teacher

that teacher has no googles

by lilbabiey November 30, 2018

Google limbo

1. Web pages from out of date, inactive or deleted websites that can still be found years later when performing a search on Google.

2. Webpages that can never be completely deleted from the internet.

"I saw a picture of you at your old job." "I haven't worked there in years!" "Well your picture still came up when I typed your name into Google." "It must be in Google limbo."

by NYCESQ (L.S. 67) December 9, 2009

google call

Getting a call from a friend to look up something for you on google when they are in a store, in the field, or otherwise not near a computer.

Calls from grocery stores are quite common, often asking for lists of ingrediants.

Derived from "Booty Call"

My girlfriend just google called me from Escondito to find her a radio station.

by Prof_Moriarity September 20, 2006

Googlefucked

n. when you use a google product to find information, such as directions from google maps, and the result is a bizarre route that takes you miles out of your way.

"where the hell are we???" - "I have no clue.... we've been Googlefucked!!!"

by Kaiserbuns January 17, 2009

Google Jockey

Somebody who answers a question asked by a teacher, friend, etc by typing the question into Google or another search engine and belting out the first thing they see. Can be done on the phone, in class, etc.

Mrs. Lenox: What is the exact number for Pi?

Jimmy: 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097
4944592307816406286208998628034825342117067

Mrs. Lenox: Stop being a Google Jockey and answer with your knowledge, not Google's.

by Jewash December 18, 2008

google-time

"invest a little google time"
deciding that an idea, problem or fact is deserving of several minutes of research via google.com

Your time is valuable and the internet is full of distractions thus making google-time a commodity.

after recent conversations with my wife, I've decided to invest a little google-time into better understanding why our betta fish hasn't eaten anything since we bought him almost 2 weeks ago.

by cweave January 25, 2011