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Blue Garfield

a type of ecstasy. It is blue, and shaped like garfield's face.
Also, freaking awesome roll.

I would usually have to take 2 or 3 e to roll, but taking one blue garfield did the job. This was after taking a mollie the weekend before.
"I took a blue garfield last night and rolled my ass off."

"I know. I was drunk as shit and we had a very deep conversation."

:D
by iLiveinSoCal April 19, 2009
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Garbing the Caramel

Garbing the Caramel is the act of burying one's penis inside of a Hostess cupcake after defecating upon it. Popularized by the fanfiction My Immortal.
Guy one: I love garbing the caramel!

Guy two: I agree completely!!

Snoop garbed the caramel and put it in his pocket.
by Shoopiewaa March 1, 2012
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Garbing

grinding one's erection hard into the mattress
"my cock is red raw from that massive garbing sesh last night"
by mhg February 28, 2013
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Hairy Garcia

Travis new he was gettin up in years, but was still shocked when his wife pointed out his Hairy Garcia.
by RousseauRetired June 5, 2009
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Joseph Garcia

Joseph Garcia the sexiest man to ever live. He is athletic, has the biggest muscles, is very popular at school, and has every girl falling for him. His nicknames consist of Joe, Joey, and Joe Cool. His favorite sports are baseball, and basketball. The reason people like him so much is because he is very kind to everyone and isn't a douche bag. Although he does mess up sometimes he always seems to fix the problem. He's also known for having the biggest wang 9 inches to be exact.
Girl 1: Man Joseph Garcia is so hot he always treats everyone right
Girl 2: He even has a 9 inch wang!
by carseywiener October 26, 2020
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The Garcia

When you finger her butthole and suck your finger afterwards
I like this bitch so much i just might give her The Garcia
by French Khalifa November 12, 2018
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alan garcia

n. Socialist Peruvian politician running against wack-job Humala

Former president that Led Peru to ruins in the '80s

During his administration the nation suffered hyperinflation, terrorist attacks, failed civil engineering projects, and numerous human rights abuses.

Sadly, ignorant Peruanos have forgotten this and hopped on the APRA bandwagon. Now the Peruvians are going to vote for him or Ollanta "Hugo Chavez" Humala.
Ollanta Humala or Alan Garcia - Either way Peru is fucked
by Peruvian Expatriate May 11, 2006
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