Cocks Not Glocks

An anti-gun group that made a name for itself by littering their college campus in Texas with massive amounts of dildos and dildo guns. Their reasoning is that you should be more focussed on having sex than legally obtaining a gun.

Cocks Not Glocks was invited to the White House by Obama, what a joke.

by spootyhead October 9, 2016

glock cock

an automatic cock firing gun

Hey nigger hand that glock cock over here dawg.

by dickiewickie October 14, 2011

globo

In Spanish old-fashioned slang, drunkenness induced by consumption of haschish

Fumé un peta y agarré un globo de la hostia
I smoked a joint and I got totally stoned

by fonsucu January 29, 2009

anal glacouma

The inability to see one's rectum.

I just can't see my ass coming in to work today due to a severe case of anal glacouma.

by Howie Gowa July 23, 2004

Glockenspiel

Artist formally known as Luke Keun, and just the coolest word in the world

Glockenspiel rocked the hizzouse

by Glockenspiel January 18, 2005

glockoma

When you shoot someone with a glock and they fall into a coma..

I shot him with a glock and put him in a coma now what does he have... glockoma

by sebastian garcia March 10, 2008

Gloched

A variation of owned or pwnd. When a player of an online game utterly kicks the shit out of a noob or pro, they are then gloching them.

Pure Pwnage Gloches a11 31$3!111!1

"Oh no ive been HeadShotted"
"YOU GOT GLOCHED"

by Nizzim (SF'ing MF'ers) December 20, 2004