fucklecakes

pastries with various amounts of semen baked right in!

Chris baked so many fucklecakes last night!

by chad3421 September 16, 2007

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fuckles

When someone breaks/hurts their hand so much that the knuckles are fucked.

when someone has broken or injured their fuckles it can result in their knuckle resembling a bellend.

Dave: I have a bellend........for a knuckle

Tait: shit, your hand is fucked

Dave: Fuckles

by -tait- January 5, 2009

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Fuckle is your microscopic buddy after you sexy time with your girlfriend. The "Fuckle" prefers to be named Mike Hawk Jr., but you can substitute it with My Penis II. It has been told in legends that people who reject their Fuckle Buddy die a very gruesome death that includes being castrated and learning how to ride a bike.

Guy: Hey what's that on the bed?
Girl: I don't know but I can feel it licking my anus
Guy: It's my fuckle buddy!

by NotGeneric November 4, 2009

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fuckmule

igorant stepson who curses you out via public forum, and yet only meant it sarcastically, easily confused with being utterly disrespectful and needing an ass stomping

"nathan was such a fuckmule for commenting on that picture that randy posted of him"

by jonniedrama April 9, 2010

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