fart

1. extensive affection shown by a cat.
2. means of "keeping warm"
3. dry version of "shated"
4. battleships move to pre-empt WAR!

my cat farted to keep me warm i love her affection. lucky i didn't shat myself before i played battleships

by Claudia De Foe October 15, 2006

fart

a mixture of gases released from the anus making a weird noise and producing a foul smell.

I'm gonna fart on you.

by ifarted October 15, 2006

fart

a explosion betweeen the legs

i was lighting farts with th bunsin burner and accidentlly singed the hair off my left nut.

by pennis licker October 15, 2006

fart

a body chemical released from the ass that usually creates a noise or can be silent, usually with a violent smell.

Who farted, you or the rotting eggs?

by (anonymous) October 15, 2006

fart

a gastranomical partation of two gluteus maximus muscles in a state of contraction

that gastranomicl partation of my two gluteus maximus muscles in a state of contraction was a blissful fart

by blurtingbelch November 26, 2006

that's not a fart

What you say when you think you have to fart, but it's really a poo, and it almost comes out, so you rush to the nearest toilet, doing a funny dance on the way.

*Person farts*
*Person tries to fart again*
Person: That's not a fart...
*Person runs to nearest bathroom and is running funny*

by Steve TheRapper Storms August 23, 2012

fart

It's another word for "ass blaster"

My ass blasted in your face.

by fuck off October 15, 2006