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four hour erection

One of the wonderful features of Cialis, to pitch a trouser tent long enough so a gerbil can sleep underneath. Four hour erections can lead to damage of the penis if you let it go longer. The reason why there's 6,000,000,000 people on this planet breeding and sodomizing each other like animals.
"erections lasting more than four hours should be treated by a doctor, or serious damage may result"

I took Cialis, got a four hour erection and went to the shelter and had sex with 16 partners.
by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 14, 2007
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erectionise

to have sex with. from the latin 'erectus'
im gonna erectionise you babycakes.
by richard February 18, 2005
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Walking Erection

someone who's brain, tho found in their pants, only functions when their dick is hard, therefore they have practiced a permanent erection
Saint Ownsalot
by Joe Blow December 3, 2003
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erection injection

Using an erect penis and sticking it in someone that looks as though they could use it to help ease the pain or make them feel better/good.
That chick looks pretty sad over there, I'd give her a shot of my erection injection and perk her ass right up.
by skankweasel October 6, 2016
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penile erectionism

a fancy name for a boner :)
Oh my GOSH Charles! By Golly, you've got a penile erectionism! :O (:D)
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Italian erection

an undescended testicle
Johnny was born with an Italian erection
by chokkadubie January 23, 2013
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Sacred Volcano Erection Effect

A temporary penile paralysis resulting from extreme sexual bewilderment and association of sacred reverence with female volcanic beauty, spiritual arousal and holy lava
- R: Sorry, just give me a minute...
- N: What’s wrong darlin'? Are you being shy? Does little junior need some help?
- R: Just bewildered by reverence for your inner and outer beauty, suffering from the Sacred Volcano Erection Effect.
- N: Hmm. And how long will that last?
- R: Hopefully as soon as I'm done worshiping the inner beauty.
- N: Pfft.
by Nanochka October 14, 2021
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