douchebag

1.A word that is used to replace any noun, adjective or verb also can be shortened to "douche

1. Oh man this guy's a douche
2. go douche yourself
3. what a douchebag of a situation
4. Hello my name is johnathan fesiwinkle, i sure do enjoy douche cakes

by Time scit October 13, 2003

douchebag

a female that has sex more time in a month then there are days. And who has a huge vagina

Man, Shes a douchebag

by g-piiimp July 2, 2007

douchebag

Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker but is still capable. Not to be confuzed with douche. Commonly has the name "Mike Le." Tends to be and instigator but can't do shit.

He talks shit but can't back it up, he must be a douchebag.

by coolk1234 September 6, 2010

douchebag

A word used to describe a man who expects to receive oral sex from a woman without providing it in return.

Girl 1: "So I gave John head last night, and he didn't even return the favor."
Girl 2: "What a douchebag!"

by slutswithacause July 6, 2014

douchebag

-your boss
-the prick that cheats on your girlfriend
-someone who puts their flat cap hat backwards
-someone who poses like a thug in solo or group selfies
-a worthless asshole
-someone who thinks they're better than people

Can you stop being a douchebag, it's pissing me off.

by xilvergman February 10, 2015

douchebag

Someone who doesn't care about anyone but himself and fucks girls over. Usually a male with a small dick who thinks he is better than everyone. They also often have a lot of money, which is why they act the way they do.

Girl 1: I'm so sad I thought he really liked me and he broke my heart.
Girl 2: I told you Brayden Bagley is the biggest douchebag alive you never listen!

by sadgurl6969 November 22, 2016

douchebag

A complete and total waste of space, oxygen and life.

Rick Santorum is a douchebag.

by vwboy1026 May 17, 2012