Derrick

A derrick is the equivalent of a shit on your ass. They are full retards and they don't know basic shapes and colours . If you gave them a pencil, they will stick it up their ass and try to vomit it out.

James: Aye derrick look at this. (shows him a number)
Derrick: I'm sorry, I don't know spanish

by Cheezi ToeZ June 21, 2018

miss derringer

likes to bend over infront of young innocent children, has a distinctive smell, usually has a rather large nipple on, hangs out of tops on a regular basis, see munter

omg, miss D has a huge nipple on, she nearly poked my eye out

by mystery man April 19, 2005

Derrt

The way someone with a low IQ uses the word "sweet" due to misplacing their fingers on the keyboard; a word used to express frustration.

"DERRT!" Debbie exclaimed to the heavens after she stubbed her toe.

by Asa B May 27, 2008

Derrick

Charming, player,smart,Athletic, handsome, talks to everybody, huge liar, takes random females to the movies, never gonna change

I talk to derrick. Girl derrick messes with everybody
what's your boyfriend name? Derrick

by putingyouonbeat October 3, 2017

derryll mccray

jerk,stupid,self-centered,think's he's cool loser.

mean,cruel,no-game,no talent,wanna-be playa who think's he's all-that,and is very ugly,and no ladies want him.

by Elizabeth Thompson June 26, 2004

derranged duck

a person who is unstable on a bike going 1mph even whilst having stabilisers falls off the bike and crashes into a parked white van

Rupinder nandra of Hayes

by joe December 15, 2003

Derris

also known as a shiroi. He is a pokemans with the power to use scary face and it is always super effective! He is simultaneously the one and only existing human that is also an element. He is a noble gas with the atomic number of 938743897837147391. When he walks into a room the earth explodes into smiley faces.

Derris used scary face. It was super effective!

I can't find Derris on my periodic table.
Derris just made the world explode by walking into the room.

by Trajedie September 9, 2010