a Dainty

The act of masturbating, vomiting on your genitals, crying taking a shit and sexting all at the same time. Usually performed when drunk.

- What's CJ doing?

- He's having a Dainty

- I'm not fucking cleaning that up!

by ThatCP August 7, 2011

draining the lizard

a procedure in which the human male urinates

peeing
urinating
taking a leak

by austexman August 3, 2005

daint

1. A small and pretty taint.

Her daint was so soft and delicate, she made me scrub my tongue before licking it!

by TheDalaiLummox August 21, 2010

drainful

(ad.) when a situation or event excessively drains your self-worth and deteriorates your mental state, leaving you in a state of utter uselessness

Me: "How was the party the other night?"
Meghan: "Drainful..."

by Meghan Mackowiak October 31, 2007

circling the drain

adj. still alive, but about to kick the bucket, buy the farm, meet your maker, etc.

Grandpa was circling the drain for years, and finally bought the farm, leaving a large estate.

by fizzle April 10, 2004

French Drain

When someone diarreahs in someone else's mouth while wearing underwear, and the underwear filters the solid part of the feces. The resulting filtered liquid flowing through the underwear, and also the actual act, is called a French Drain.

I saw a video of a guy giving his girlfriend a French Drain, and I almost threw up.

by Chris311 December 22, 2006

drain

the bitter taste that drips down the back of your throat and settles in your mouth after you snort cocaine.

hey, dude, you want some pepsi?

no, man, it'll taste nasty on top of this coke drain.

by SnowKitten May 17, 2011