crack action. when you display your butt crack in really low cut bottoms. this is most common in trashy girls, fat chicks, and when pants are too small. common side effects include people yelling crack attack! small children running away, loss of job, loosing pants, looking ugly.
by ShanayNay Quan February 27, 2009
Get the craction mug.One night, your out at the bar feeling pretty good. Then, like a freight train coming down a Rocky Mountain shute, that turd hits you. You make for the bathroom, but then realize that she porcelean goddess doesn't have a house around her. Oh No! So you make your claim and try to make yourself trust in the fact that the mile walk back home really "isn't that long". So you start walking...or waddling in this case to keep your loaf of bread all baker's fresh. Your now in the whole shot, and you can see the mountain top. But then your Christmas Trundleload takes a turn for the worse. So you do what any self respecting heavily intoxicated night traveller would do...You find a nice spot in which to relinquish your package. The placement...where else but the middle of a 300 square foot empty parking lot. Sure there's a tree and a garage within 20 feet, but your a champion for fire and steel. Clean snap! And only one shady business card is needed for a proper clean up. Congratulations! You've just completed Mr. French's Wild Craptasterpeice!
Friend One: "Man I was walking home this morning and almost stepped in this humongous dog turd!"
Friend Two: " That was no dog turd...that was Mr. French's Wild Craptasterpeice!"
Friend Two: " That was no dog turd...that was Mr. French's Wild Craptasterpeice!"
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A Homosexual, Mostly refering to Male homosexuality;
One who likes to have his meat taken around the back
One who likes to have his meat taken around the back
Where would you like this meat put?
Round the back please, that's where I like it best
Oh I see you're a Crafty Butcher, can you open up then, I can't get in
Round the back please, that's where I like it best
Oh I see you're a Crafty Butcher, can you open up then, I can't get in
by Matty/Boy March 9, 2007
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by smellyiguana November 20, 2003
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It comes from the 1930's when shopkeepers had to pay the tax man at the front door of their shops when receiving stock to sell, whereas the "crafty butcher" would have his MEAT delivered to the BACK DOOR.
It comes from the 1930's when shopkeepers had to pay the tax man at the front door of their shops when receiving stock to sell, whereas the "crafty butcher" would have his MEAT delivered to the BACK DOOR.
"Check that guy, he's a crafty butcher, look at the way he walks."
"What do you mean?"
"Well he obviously takes meat round his back door."
"What do you mean?"
"Well he obviously takes meat round his back door."
by j4ynut April 25, 2010
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Daniel: The police got me on 17 possession charges and I'm going to jail for life!
Nathan: Wow, what a craptastifuck.
Nathan: Wow, what a craptastifuck.
by John Motherfucking Lennon November 15, 2006
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