Corona Count Down

The predictable COVID time-line that defines the inevitable virus exposure until actual illness manifestation.

So, do you think anyone at the beach was COVID positive?
Oh, hell yes! Right now I'm on a Corona Count Down... heading over to visit grandma next.

by YAWA July 13, 2020

Count your ducks

1) To become aware of all the good in your life

Matt: "Oh man, I failed my math exam!"
Susan: "Well, count your ducks. You could be dead."

by ravenclaw198 April 22, 2017

I can count

I can count two words

My final two words are I CAN COUNT

by i give up on finding a name January 07, 2021

Count yo Blessings

When you've been violated or fucked over but something insignificant also occurs

John: aye bruh that's why your girlfriend broke up with you after she cheated

Gabe: still hit tho
John: count yo blessings

by Mr.Violator December 03, 2020

Death-Count Delay

In any given pandemic with exponential spread, the period of time that exists between reported cases and the onset of increased mortality.

Like I said, the increased case counts are just because of all the great testing we're doing; there has been no increase in death reported and soon there will be zero cases. We've got this TOTALLY under control.
Ummm, Sir...seems like we should wait 2-3 weeks for the Death-Count Delay before taking that victory lap.

by YAWA July 19, 2020

Counting Your Dick

A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.

The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.

Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?

by Laver April 29, 2007

19 Kids and Counting

A show that lasted from 2008-2015. It centers around the Duggar family, which consists of two parents and 19 children (10 boys and 9 girls). The parents are named Jim and Michelle, none of the children are adopted, and all of their names start with “J.” Their names are listed in the hashtag area oldest to youngest.

19 Kids and Counting is only the best show ever!

by Hotgirl_937 November 29, 2018