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contract bridge

trick-taking card game
"He phoned the fallen daughter in the sauna playing contract bridge" (on the song "Grounded", by Pavement)
by Gustavo Reis February 13, 2008
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contractophobe

Those with a debilitating fear of signing a pre-nup before walking down the aisle. Otherwise known as a gold-digger’s worst nightmare.
Mike: I hear Johnnie and Kate are getting married.
Sam: Hmm… I wonder how that’s going to go over… Kate is a serious contractophobe.
by freckleface3000 May 13, 2009
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Colorado Carpetbagger

Hundreds of thousands of people moved to Colorado, especially Denver and Colorado Springs, starting in 2014 for the legal weed and generous government benefits. Colorado

Carpetbaggers are entitled, obnoxious, pushy people throwing around their money in designer yoga pants while driving either a Subaru or a Mercedes-Benz.

These people paid premium rental prices so they could open and work in MJ dispensaries or grow centers starting in 2015 and totally drove housing prices through the roof. Colorado is now an state with "a very 'high' cost of living" and a burgeoning homeless problem to boot....Go away Colorado Carpetbagger.
Colorado Carpetbaggers come here, exploit this cool fun city , drive irresponsibly while overrunning the natives, and leaving them where natives can't afford to live here. They take advantage of the kind polite folks by making demands and then complain about the price later.

So Take your entitled Colorado Carpetbagger ass back to where you came from. Then Colorado Carpetbagger, get a real job where nobody subsides you and driving while you are stoned is illegal.
by Charlemagne784 November 21, 2017
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Colorado Sear

When you rub queso cheese on your partner during sex and they cum hard.
Man, Zach loves the Colorado Sear. I saw some queso in his ear yesterday.
by biggiebelacile November 2, 2019
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Colorado Creamer

Best for the lucky few men who can go multiple rounds without an intermission, this is when a partner sucks off a man, and then (secretly) retains his seed in her mouth while she mounts him and rides him to her own climax. During her own orgasm, with thrill and ecstasy, she swallows the load she retained during her ride.

This is an act that may spell-bind a man to a woman, by a primal and mystical bond of passion and biochemistry. It is best done in surprise to the male, not to be mentioned until after the first time is has ever been performed on him.

A partner who performs this is the dreamiest fantasy and most prized partner of them all; one with primal instincts a man will never forget.

It's best not to mention you discovered the act from Urban Dictionary. Tell him you made it up yourself, you kinky thing.
I once flew into Colorado to meet this girl I've been talking to for a while. She was one of the wildest. She gave me a Colorado Creamer that I'll never forget.
by Borp Bladdler October 20, 2020
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contradicting shit-giver

A person that busts your balls over something when they too are guilty of it.
Duder 1: "Ok, I'm down. Hey Pete you down to kick it tomorrow night?"

Duder 2: "Yea right you gotta ask his ass like a month in advance. He's always too busy on short notice."

Pete: "Yea sure, I'm down. How about you dude?"

Duder 2: "Oh shit....um.....well I'm busy."

Pete: "You're such a contradicting shit-giver."
by westfalia January 19, 2010
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contraceptive

Capable of preventing conception.


A device, drug, or chemical agent that prevents conception.
by LarstaiT November 12, 2003
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