Urban Dictionary: Definitions by freckleface3000

textelation

The delighted feeling you get from a dirty text.

Sarah really knows how to lay on the textelation if-you-know-what-i-mean.

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Those with a debilitating fear of signing a pre-nup before walking down the aisle. Otherwise known as a gold-digger’s worst nightmare.

Mike: I hear Johnnie and Kate are getting married.
Sam: Hmm… I wonder how that’s going to go over… Kate is a serious contractophobe.

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The non-surgical removal of made up fees you never wanted to pay in the first place.

The girl returned her movie 48 hours late, but she was super cute so the guy behind the counter gave her a fee-ectomy.

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The huge increase in your restaurant bill when one person at the table orders the most expensive thing on the menu and fourteen drinks.

There is no way I’m splitting the bill equally when George is the reason for this insane bigbillification!

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