child lover

The politcaly correct way to refer to pedosexuals. Pedophiles often refer to them selves as child lovers.
other politicaly correct terms are, Girl lover, and Boy love. also see child love

Bob, a child lover, had a crush from afar for the 10 year old girl.

by the silent tortoise January 10, 2006

child abuse

When parents take their children and force them to grow a mullet at a young age.

You might think it’s cute, you might think it’s adorable. But ‘mulletizing’ your innocent child is considered child abuse.

If you see this, please report the parents to the proper authorities.

by dw_ryan April 23, 2008

Child child ornithologist

A precocious child learned in the science and art of child ornithology.

Guy 1: That kid really loves young birds.

Guy 2: Yeah, he's a child child ornithologist.

child ornithologist

by Rowdy "The Cell" Munson February 13, 2009

Child Gapist

A Person that not only rapes but gapes a child in unconsentual sexual intercorse

Johns a pretty great Child Gapist

by The prophet Muslamid December 31, 2017

Child Snatcher

A child snatcher is someone who literally snatched children, throws them in their basement, and then just pours milk into their anus until it explodes. They also sometimes shove a traffic cone into the child’s rectum for easier pouring of milk or sometimes even almond milk

Person 1: I’ll be back ima go snatch a child and be a child snatcher!

Person 2: “struggles against restraints”

by EMSP420 July 9, 2019

child molester

A wishy-washy, namby-pamby white liberal euphemism for a person who rapes or has sexual intercourse with a child. Using the less offensive liberal expression removes much of the horror of the act, and lets liberals plead for mercy and gentle treatment of the malefactor.

A child molester should be called a child raper. A mosquito molests people. A child molester rapes and sodomizes little kids. These foul scums should be hanged, not coddled.

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006

child's play

Exceedingly easy and not fit for your personal level of skill. An activity that could be done by a child with the brain capacity of a squirrel.

When the teacher asked Bartholomew, who had previously been sleeping, to answer the math question, Bartholomew responded "child's play" and proceeded to ace the shit out of the question.

by Master of the Schlong November 19, 2011