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Definitions by EMSP420

Emma Smith 

A stupid bitch who decided, hey I’m a bored little shit let’s look up my name. Fuck you Emma smith, I’m sure you exist. Cunt. What you come to urban dictionary to hear your pretty and shit, stfu you annoying little bitch.
“Emma smith is like so pret….” Nahh nahh stfu, I’m calling you out Emma, stop getting your validation from urban dictionary and maybe get off your ass.
Emma Smith by EMSP420 June 24, 2022
I’ll eat some children down at the buffet called kindergarten!
Children by EMSP420 October 7, 2019

Child Snatcher 

A child snatcher is someone who literally snatched children, throws them in their basement, and then just pours milk into their anus until it explodes. They also sometimes shove a traffic cone into the child’s rectum for easier pouring of milk or sometimes even almond milk
Person 1: I’ll be back ima go snatch a child and be a child snatcher!

Person 2: “struggles against restraints”
Child Snatcher by EMSP420 July 9, 2019

Tired drunk

When you’re out of it from being tired and act like your drunk or high
Woah dude, I’m feelin a bit tired drunk
Tired drunk by EMSP420 June 13, 2019

Albertsons 

A communist outpost hidden as a grocery market
Look it’s a COMMIE FUCKING OUTPOST ALBERTSONS
Albertsons by EMSP420 June 11, 2019